February 2010
207 posts
Snooki boardwalk dance.
fuckyeahjerseyshore:
bthny:
Which pokemon best describes your genitals?
theyahooanswers:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100104222952AA7aGxe
January 2010
215 posts
Lessons I've learned from the Jersey Shore
deadgrotty:
GTL
If I screw up and cheat on someone, I can always blame it on house music
Ed Hardy is the best designer…ever
Gorillas come out in the summer
It’s okay to go out clubbing in your bedazzled underwear as long as you keep it classy with a pair of fishnets
Aphrodite had the beauty; Zeus had the thunderbolts. Everyone loved Aphrodite,...
– Esther M. Friesner (Nobody’s Princess) (via justbesplendid)
fmylife:
Today, I went to a Japanese restaurant. While the chef is throwing food at us, I’m getting ready for my turn. He tosses the piece of broccoli at me, I lean back to catch it, completely falling off my chair. I knocked everything over and had the packed restaurant laughing at me. FML
Bold what you like or what's true
Bold what’s you, or what you like, or what you’ve done.
My personality:
I’m loud. I’m obnoxious. I’m sarcastic. I’m y. HUH?! I cry easily. I have a bad temper. For the most part, I don’t like people. I’m easy to get along with. I like to fight. I have more enemies than friends. I’ve smoked weed. I drink coffee. I clean my room daily.
My appearance: I wear makeup. I wear a piece of jewelry at...